Speaking in Tongues for Animals
Some salt licks are disguised as dogs
QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas