QuotaBillsThe crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry