QuotaBillsPolice do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry
I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson