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Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant

When foreign affairs are great, this Chinese restaurant gets fullen

Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant thanks to Rick Stadler

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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