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Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant

When foreign affairs are great, this Chinese restaurant gets fullen

Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant thanks to Rick Stadler

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Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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