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Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant

When foreign affairs are great, this Chinese restaurant gets fullen

Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant thanks to Rick Stadler

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Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Cookbook: A volume that is full of stirring passages - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Though physician to others, yet himself full of sores. - Latin Proverb

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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