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Sex Education in Saskatchewan

'Plug and Play' Sex Education on the Prairies

Sex Education in Saskatchewan thanks to Steve Thackray

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Cramnesia: Student memory loss. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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