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Sex Education in Saskatchewan

'Plug and Play' Sex Education on the Prairies

Sex Education in Saskatchewan thanks to Steve Thackray

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We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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