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Secruity Parking Spot

In-secure sign a sign of poor secruity?

Secruity Parking Spot thanks to Lynne Wetherell

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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