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By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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