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Scenic Country Walk

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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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