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Scenic Country Walk

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Scenic Country Walk thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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