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Scenic Country Walk

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Scenic Country Walk thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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