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Scenic Country Walk

Looking for a cool country walk this fall?

Scenic Country Walk thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine


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