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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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