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Saskatchewan Wind Chimes

Life on the Canadian Prairies - lunch buffet

Saskatchewan Wind Chimes thanks to Roy Taylor

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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