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Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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