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'Right Your Wrongs' Wash-Away Sins Towelette

Anti-bacterial formula to devoutly wipe away wrong-doing

'Right Your Wrongs' Wash-Away Sins Towelette thanks to Bob Tasse

Chosen #1 antiseptic product by Catholic confessors

Directions For Use:
1. Remove moist towelette;
2. Devoutly wipe away wrong-doing;
3. Spot check for stubborn guilt;
4. Wipe again as needed;
5. Discard sins in waste receptacle; and
6. Go forth purified & moisturized.
With Aloe, Easter Lily & Citrus.

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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin and grin. - Ogden Nash

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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