Redneck's Favorite Bar Stool
A Redneck with one leg up on his competition
QuotaBillsIf you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner