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Redneck Dog Carrier

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Redneck Dog Carrier thanks to B.K. McKlusky IV

Every Redneck's Busch-league companion

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling


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