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Redneck Dog Carrier

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Redneck Dog Carrier thanks to B.K. McKlusky IV

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner


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