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Redneck Dog Carrier

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Redneck Dog Carrier thanks to B.K. McKlusky IV

Every Redneck's Busch-league companion

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth


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