Redneck Dog Carrier

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster