QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill
We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby
Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster