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Redneck Dog Carrier

Man's best friend awaits your brewing and viewing

Redneck Dog Carrier thanks to B.K. McKlusky IV

Every Redneck's Busch-league companion

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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