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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

No member of a crew is praised for the rugged individuality of his rowing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A man ought to blush when he is praised for perfections he does not possess. - Wellins Calcott

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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