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Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait

How you can reach out to paint your own portrait

Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait thanks to Martin Grosse

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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