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Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait

How you can reach out to paint your own portrait

Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait thanks to Martin Grosse

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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