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Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait

How you can reach out to paint your own portrait

Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait thanks to Martin Grosse

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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