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Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait

How you can reach out to paint your own portrait

Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait thanks to Martin Grosse

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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