Pine Trees Know When It's Easter

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

The cross comes before the crown, and tomorrow is a Monday morning. - C S Lewis

Walkie Talkie: What you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte