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Finding the perfect gift for her

Three men are sitting at a bar. The first says, “I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds - I bought her a nice Porsche.”

The second guy says, “I bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds - a nice red Ferrari.”

The third one says, “I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 200 IN JUST 2 SECONDS!”
Opinion Scale thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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