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Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version

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Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version thanks to Lesley Mercado

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I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

There's more to boxing than hitting. There's not getting hit, for instance. - George Foreman

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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