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Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version

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Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version thanks to Lesley Mercado

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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters


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