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Nun Chairs - Great Looking Legs

5 Nuns sitting on legalicious chairs

Nun Chairs - Great Looking Legs thanks to Jutta Liesenfeld

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

You're a bartender, y'aint a mortrician. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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