QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
I should be suspicious of what I want. - Rumi
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain