Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should be suspicious of what I want. - Rumi

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon