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QuotaBillsTo stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com