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Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown