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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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