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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

There is no improving the future without disturbing the present. - Catherine Booth

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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