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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


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