#1 humor site on the 'net

Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

QuotaBills
The future is a great land. - Unknown

I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. - Wayne Dyer

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


OCD Guy

Garage Add-on

Cow Vacation

ChristMoose Tree

Pilot Prop Job

Crow Species

Lawn Mirror

Fishing Addiction

Hairy Potter

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Crosswalk Casualty

The Tree Is Up, Dear

One Too Many

Owl Garden

GhetToes

Statue Pose

Magnetic Personality

Giant Texas Red Centipede

Snow Barrier

Buddhist Tempull

Truck Lift Repair

In-Spired Safety Tip

Secruity Parking Spot

Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake