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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The future is a great land. - Unknown

Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. - Unknown

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes


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