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Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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