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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

There is no improving the future without disturbing the present. - Catherine Booth

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different. - Peter F Drucker

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

From the example of the past, the man of the present acts prudently so as not to imperil the future. - Titian

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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