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Mother Popeye

Popeye's right hand gal, Olive Oyl, turns 75

Mother Popeye thanks to Bob Tasse

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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

That's the wonderful thing about mothers: You can because you must, and you just do. - Kate Winslet

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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