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Mother lode of learning. - Neal A Maxwell

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten