Medical Breakthrough

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen