Married Man's Harley
When a bike hawg gets married, he rides lower to the ground
Changing priorities for a Harely rider
QuotaBillsPaddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz