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Manitoba Thunderstorm

Nature's grand performance on the Canadian prairies

Manitoba Thunderstorm thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. - Ken Kesey

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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