QuotaBillsWeather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. - Ken Kesey
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump