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Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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