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Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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