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Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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