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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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