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Lion On Stilts

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C S Lewis

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