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Lion On Stilts

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Lion On Stilts thanks to Bob Tasse

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen


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