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Lion On Stilts

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Lion On Stilts thanks to Bob Tasse

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same. - Unknown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

All Joy reminds. It is never a possession, always a desire for something longer ago or further away or still 'about to be'. - C S Lewis

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

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