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Light at End and Start of The Tunnel

Narrow tunnel vision requires a traffic light

Light at End and Start of The Tunnel thanks to Bob Tasse

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Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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