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Light at End and Start of The Tunnel

Narrow tunnel vision requires a traffic light

Light at End and Start of The Tunnel thanks to Bob Tasse

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Albert Einstein

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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