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Light at End and Start of The Tunnel

Narrow tunnel vision requires a traffic light

Light at End and Start of The Tunnel thanks to Bob Tasse

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Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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