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Largest Fiddle In The World

Fiddle = Newfie in Canadianese

Largest Fiddle In The World thanks to Roy Taylor

It takes Sheamus all winter to tune this sucker!

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune. - Irish Proverb

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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