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Kangaroo On Ice

What happens when it gets cold Down Under

Kangaroo On Ice thanks to Bob 'MoSkeeterz' Carroll

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll


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