International Sign of Marriage
For those 'In-the-doghouse' days
QuotaBillsA married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde
Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown
In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown
I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf