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Impossible Illusions

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Impossible Illusions thanks to Wally Zatylny

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It's fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

I believe because it is impossible. - Tertullian

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Act as if it were impossible to fail. - Dorothea Brand

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

To believe a thing impossible is to make it so. - Unknown

Everything is always impossible before it works. - Albert Schweitzer

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Nothing is impossible... we merely don't know yet how to do it. - Unknown

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

To please everybody is impossible; were I to undertake it, I should probably please nobody. - George Washington

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

I'll tell them that on bad mornings, it feels impossible to take pleasure in anything because I'm afraid it could be taken away. - Suzanne Collins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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