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Impossible Illusions

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Impossible Illusions thanks to Wally Zatylny

Impossible Illusions thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The impossible is often the untried. - Jim Goodwin

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

We need more people who specialize in the impossible. - Theodore Roethke

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

When you see into the invisible, you will dare to do the impossible! - John Paul Warren

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

It is impossible to imagine anything which better becomes a ruler than mercy. - Seneca

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks. - Douglas Adams

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. - John F Kennedy

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Persistence is what makes the impossible possible, the possible likely, and the likely definite. - Robert Half

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

The impossible is only relevant to those who never attempt it, otherwise it is abstract and meaningless. - John Paul Warren

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. - Muhammad Ali

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The young do not know enough to be prudent and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation. - Pearl S Buck

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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