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Impossible Illusions

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Impossible Illusions thanks to Wally Zatylny

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I believe because it is impossible. - Tertullian

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

It always seems impossible until it's done. - Nelson Mandela

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

We need more people who specialize in the impossible. - Theodore Roethke

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. - Unknown

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

It is impossible to imagine anything which better becomes a ruler than mercy. - Seneca

Once it was impossible to find any Bond villains older than myself, I retired. - Roger Moore

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

A good general not only sees the way to victory; he also knows when victory is impossible. - Polybius

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. - Muhammad Ali

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

The young do not know enough to be prudent and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation. - Pearl S Buck

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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