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Impossible Illusions

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Impossible Illusions thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

It's fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

Act as if it were impossible to fail. - Dorothea Brand

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

To believe a thing impossible is to make it so. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

When you see into the invisible, you will dare to do the impossible! - John Paul Warren

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

It is impossible to imagine anything which better becomes a ruler than mercy. - Seneca

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Once it was impossible to find any Bond villains older than myself, I retired. - Roger Moore

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. - Muhammad Ali

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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