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Hummers Only Look Tough

Not all Hummers are what they appear 2B

Hummers Only Look Tough thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

I believe in tough love. - Sean Hannity

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Conditioning counts and wins. Be tough on yourself. - Unknown

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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