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How You Can Be Happy @ Work

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose. - C S Lewis

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh


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