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How You Can Be Happy @ Work

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

Happiness is not a goal, but a by-product. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack. - Hazelmarie Elliott

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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