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How You Can Be Happy @ Work

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness begins where selfishness ends. - John Wooden

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

It's the moments that I stopped just to be, rather than do, that have given me true happiness. - Richard Branson

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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