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How You Can Be Happy @ Work

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Happiness is the only thing that multiplies when you share it. - Albert Schweitzer

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Seek to do good, and you will find that happiness will run after you. - Unknown

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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