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How You Can Be Happy At Work

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How You Can Be Happy At Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy At Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy At Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Let us uncork all our bottled up happiness. - Pablo Neruda

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Competition is a rude yet effective motivation. - Toba Beta

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Happiness is always the serendipitous result of looking for something else. - Idel Dreimer

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh


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