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How You Can Be Happy At Work

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How You Can Be Happy At Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy At Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy At Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The best way to find happiness is to stop looking so hard. - Kermit the Frog

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is. - Desiderius Erasmus

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. - Iris Murdoch

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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