How You Can Be Happy @ Work

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha