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How You Can Be Happy @ Work

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Anything you're good at contributes to happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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