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How To Spot A Rich Guy

Secrets revealed - now you can find a millionaire too!

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana


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