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How To Spot A Rich Guy

Secrets revealed - now you can find a millionaire too!

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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