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How To Spot A Rich Guy

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How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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