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How To Spot A Rich Guy

Secrets revealed - now you can find a millionaire too!

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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