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How to Launch a PWC

Safest way to launch your Personal Water Craft... NOT!

How to Launch a PWC thanks to Bob Tasse

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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