How to Launch a PWC
Safest way to launch your Personal Water Craft... NOT!
QuotaBillsI don't give a ship! - Unknown
Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker
Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws
Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown
Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson
Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus
Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck
The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho
Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus
When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson
The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle
We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley
No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling
We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb
To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com