How To Get A Liberal Contract

All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser