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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U! thanks to Bob Tasse

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Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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