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Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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