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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!

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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U! thanks to Bob Tasse

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Rejection is a challenge. - Veronica Purcell

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

It can't be epic if there's no challenge to it. - Jennifer E Smith

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams


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Men in Denim

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