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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!

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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U! thanks to Bob Tasse

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

It can't be epic if there's no challenge to it. - Jennifer E Smith

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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