This picture was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures. The car is still running (see the exhaust). The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load. Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot, where the customer was made to sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. The estimated load weight was 3,000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent, and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.
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Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan
Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love
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Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy
It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace
I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker
Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker
I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker
Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz
It is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. - C JoyBell
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A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
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Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett
You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas
Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson
You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
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My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane
I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus
They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams
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No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
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