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Home Depot Delivery
I got a new part time job making deliveries
This picture was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures. The car is still running (see the exhaust). The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load. Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot, where the customer was made to sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. The estimated load weight was 3,000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent, and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot, where the customer was made to sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. The estimated load weight was 3,000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent, and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.
Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne
I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell
Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
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Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
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Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields
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For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
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Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne
I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell
Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields
I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown
They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams
A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
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