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Home Depot Delivery

I got a new part time job making deliveries

Home Depot Delivery thanks to Bryce Logan

This picture was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures. The car is still running (see the exhaust). The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load. Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.

The materials were loaded at Home Depot, where the customer was made to sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. The estimated load weight was 3,000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent, and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.

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Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

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I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker

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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

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