This picture was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures. The car is still running (see the exhaust). The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load. Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot, where the customer was made to sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. The estimated load weight was 3,000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent, and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.
QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan
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The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington
Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump
It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz
It is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. - C JoyBell
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields
What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop
They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams
A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman