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Home Depot Delivery
I got a new part time job making deliveries
This picture was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures. The car is still running (see the exhaust). The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load. Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot, where the customer was made to sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. The estimated load weight was 3,000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent, and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot, where the customer was made to sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. The estimated load weight was 3,000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent, and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.
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Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash
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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan
Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love
Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne
I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell
He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop
I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown
They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams
A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson
The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
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