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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Fiddlesticks: Violin bows. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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