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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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