Here Comes Baby

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind