QuotaBillsI only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis
The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King
Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds