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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman

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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman thanks to Don Delcourt

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright


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