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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman

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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman thanks to Don Delcourt

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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