Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman

Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams