Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman

What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson