Golf Birdie in Hawaii
the Joe-kster looking for an elusive Golf Birdie in Kauai
Spotted on the Lakes Hole #9 Princeville Makai Golf Course (Kauai, Hawaii)
The Laysan Albatross is a seabird that nests on Kauai from November through July. These birds mate for life and both parents take care of the chick. A single egg is laid in early December and is incubated for approximately 2 months. Nesting is an energetically demanding time and the birds should not be disturbed. In early February the chick hatches. After 2 weeks the chick is left alone, often for a few days, while parents are feeding at sea. The parents have NOT abandoned the chick – they will return regularly to feed it. In late June or early July, the chick takes its first flight to the sea and will not return for 3 to 4 years.
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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown
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