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Golf Birdie in Hawaii

the Joe-kster looking for an elusive Golf Birdie in Kauai

Golf Birdie in Hawaii thanks to joe-kster

Spotted on the Lakes Hole #9 Princeville Makai Golf Course (Kauai, Hawaii)

The Laysan Albatross is a seabird that nests on Kauai from November through July. These birds mate for life and both parents take care of the chick. A single egg is laid in early December and is incubated for approximately 2 months. Nesting is an energetically demanding time and the birds should not be disturbed. In early February the chick hatches. After 2 weeks the chick is left alone, often for a few days, while parents are feeding at sea. The parents have NOT abandoned the chick – they will return regularly to feed it. In late June or early July, the chick takes its first flight to the sea and will not return for 3 to 4 years.

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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