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Golf Birdie in Hawaii
the Joe-kster looking for an elusive Golf Birdie in Kauai
Spotted on the Lakes Hole #9 Princeville Makai Golf Course (Kauai, Hawaii)
The Laysan Albatross is a seabird that nests on Kauai from November through July. These birds mate for life and both parents take care of the chick. A single egg is laid in early December and is incubated for approximately 2 months. Nesting is an energetically demanding time and the birds should not be disturbed. In early February the chick hatches. After 2 weeks the chick is left alone, often for a few days, while parents are feeding at sea. The parents have NOT abandoned the chick – they will return regularly to feed it. In late June or early July, the chick takes its first flight to the sea and will not return for 3 to 4 years.
Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain
The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb
Teetotaler: A golfer who only keeps track of drives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown
If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown
Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump
The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb
Teetotaler: A golfer who only keeps track of drives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown
If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown
Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump
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