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Golf Birdie in Hawaii
the Joe-kster looking for an elusive Golf Birdie in Kauai
Spotted on the Lakes Hole #9 Princeville Makai Golf Course (Kauai, Hawaii)
The Laysan Albatross is a seabird that nests on Kauai from November through July. These birds mate for life and both parents take care of the chick. A single egg is laid in early December and is incubated for approximately 2 months. Nesting is an energetically demanding time and the birds should not be disturbed. In early February the chick hatches. After 2 weeks the chick is left alone, often for a few days, while parents are feeding at sea. The parents have NOT abandoned the chick – they will return regularly to feed it. In late June or early July, the chick takes its first flight to the sea and will not return for 3 to 4 years.
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The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
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Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown
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When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
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We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
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You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
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Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown
Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers
Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
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