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Golf Birdie in Hawaii

the Joe-kster looking for an elusive Golf Birdie in Kauai

Golf Birdie in Hawaii thanks to joe-kster

Spotted on the Lakes Hole #9 Princeville Makai Golf Course (Kauai, Hawaii)

The Laysan Albatross is a seabird that nests on Kauai from November through July. These birds mate for life and both parents take care of the chick. A single egg is laid in early December and is incubated for approximately 2 months. Nesting is an energetically demanding time and the birds should not be disturbed. In early February the chick hatches. After 2 weeks the chick is left alone, often for a few days, while parents are feeding at sea. The parents have NOT abandoned the chick – they will return regularly to feed it. In late June or early July, the chick takes its first flight to the sea and will not return for 3 to 4 years.

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

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No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

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The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

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I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

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