Joe-ks.com
#1 humor site on the 'net
Golf Birdie in Hawaii
the Joe-kster looking for an elusive Golf Birdie in Kauai
Spotted on the Lakes Hole #9 Princeville Makai Golf Course (Kauai, Hawaii)
The Laysan Albatross is a seabird that nests on Kauai from November through July. These birds mate for life and both parents take care of the chick. A single egg is laid in early December and is incubated for approximately 2 months. Nesting is an energetically demanding time and the birds should not be disturbed. In early February the chick hatches. After 2 weeks the chick is left alone, often for a few days, while parents are feeding at sea. The parents have NOT abandoned the chick – they will return regularly to feed it. In late June or early July, the chick takes its first flight to the sea and will not return for 3 to 4 years.
Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener
Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Absentee: A missing golfing peg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane
Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself, you forget to hate your enemies. - Will Rogers
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown
The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Absentee: A missing golfing peg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane
Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself, you forget to hate your enemies. - Will Rogers
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown
The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
Elephant Sunset
TP Safety
Locked Up Bull Elk
Duck Crossing
Peeping Snake
Hydro Water Power
Cutting Edge Delivery
Baby Scan
Redneck Mirror
Skateboard Statue
WipeOut
Turtle Truck
How To Burn Fat
Unplugged
Praying & Preying Mantis
Good Driver
Overpass Passover
Fire Starter
Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils
Auto Strap
Never Run a Red Light
Bee Safe
Hummers Only Look Tough
Tactical Texas