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Goldfish Sink

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Goldfish Sink thanks to Bill Wellbelove

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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