Goldfish Sink

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle