Goldfish Sink
This sinks' 4U!
Voted most e-fish-sent design by the Joe-kster
QuotaBillsI got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens
No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin
Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide
Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias