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Going Nowhere Mall

Feel like a little traffic congestion?

Going Nowhere Mall thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

For Shoppers With LOTS of Time

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There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

Somewhere there is something incredible waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master. - Darth Vader

Crown us with praise, and make us
As fat as tame things: one good deed, dying tongueless,
Slaughters a thousand, waiting upon that:
For praises are our wages - William Shakespeare

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright

I knew that I was learning one of the most important lessons of my life: that instead of waiting for the perfect opportunity, I should work toward a realization that every opportunity is perfect. - Suzan-Lori Parks


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