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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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