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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Praise increases where the excellence is attained but by few. - Edward Counsel

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias


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