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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise, because it is our duty. - St. Augustine

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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