God's Billboard

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Fools may our scorn, not envy raise,
For envy is a kind of praise. - John Gay

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton