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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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