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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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