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All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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