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Center Of Mass: The Priest - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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