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God's Billboard

If Heaven can't wait, read these quickly!

God's Billboard thanks to Ken Ward

Texas United's animated billboard for heavenly inspiration

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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