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God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks


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