God's Billboard

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa