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Gas Competitors Reach Agreement

More competition in the gas business is good for you - isn’t it?

Gas Competitors Reach Agreement thanks to Bob Tasse

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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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