Gas Competitors Reach Agreement

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good competitor never underestimates his opponents. - Unknown

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus