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Frilly VW Bug

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Frilly VW Bug thanks to Darwin McKee

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Germ: A little bug with influence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. - Mark Knopfler

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn

Bookie: 1. A fellow who makes his living off bet bugs; 2. A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

I drove around in a Volkswagen Rabbit I shared with one of my roommates, and it didn't have a roof. It doesn't rain much in L.A., but when it did, it was utterly miserable. - Jon Hamm

When I ask my medical students to describe their image of a woman who elects to birth with a midwife rather than with an obstetrician, they generally describe a woman who wears long cotton skirts, braids her hair, eats only organic vegan food, does yoga, and maybe drives a VW microbus. - Alice Dreger


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