Free Nuclear Kittens
Looking for a nice home for last 3 kittens
To all my dearest friends - I need some help. My cousin’s cat had kittens and he was able to give away all but 3 of them. I told him I would help him find homes for the last 3. I can’t take one because I am allergic, but if three of you could take just one it would be such a help and the kittens could have a nice home. Since he lives up by the Plymouth Nuclear Power Plant, I’ll go pick them up for you.
QuotaBillsA meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen